The Process of Photographing My Dog

  1. Okay, stop moving. Look at me.
  2. No, look at me.
  3. Thanks, but I meant face me.
  4. Tongue back in. Why is this so hard?
  5. Great, now my dog is broken.
  6. Hey, look at me.
  7. Stop licking the ground.
  8. ROCKY OMG JUST LOOK AT ME.
  9. JUST LET ME TAKE ONE PICTURE.
  10. Good enough.