The Thoughts Of Me As I Realize The Communion Grape Juice Has Gone Bad

Inspired by @dfly
  1. Wow, that bread was very stale. You'd think we could afford fresh bread.
  2. Okay, they are passing around the trey with the juice. Be very careful.
  3. Careful.
  4. Careful.
  5. Okay, I have my little cup and I'm not covered in juice. I'd call that a win.
  6. Grape juice is delicious, why don't I ever buy it?
  7. I love the smell of it.
  8. *sniffs the juice*
  9. Wait.
  10. That doesn't smell good.
  11. It's gone bad!
  12. What do I do?
  13. Okay, maybe it's just me. Kailie is looking at me, I'll have her smell it.
  14. *looks at Kailie, looks at cup*
  15. She doesn't get it. I'll pretend to smell mine.
  16. Okay, she's doing it. Yep, hers is bad too.
  17. What do I do?
  18. I don't tell everyone, do I?
  19. How would that even go? I just stand up and announce the juice has gone bad?
  20. No, I'll just have to keep this information to myself.
  21. Oh, that means I'll have to drink it too.
  22. Okay, I'll just do it fast and get it over with.
  23. Wow, the pastor has been praying for a long time.
  24. "Amen"
  25. Okay, time to get it over with.
  26. Wait, now he's talking.
  27. JUST TELL US TO DRINK SO I CAN BE DONE WITH THIS.
  28. He's done. Okay, just pour it down your throat, don't let it touch your tongue.
  29. IS HE SERIOUSLY PRAYING AGAIN??
  30. "Amen. You may now drink."
  31. IT TOUCHED MY TONGUE.
  32. Wow, this is bad. Like, really bad.
  33. Everyone is making some really weird faces.
  34. Is that girl gagging? I mean, it was bad, but not that bad.
  35. The pastor looks disgusted.
  36. I hope this isn't some kind of sign?
  37. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯