Things My Family Has Said in the Last 6 Hours

  1. "I told you about the dream where you died, right?"
    Cade
  2. *talking about origins of tomato powder* "So that's what comes from cow nipples!"
    Me
  3. "Who is Andy Samberry?"
    Callie
  4. "Maybe it's just because you said you are having a deja vu moment, but I think I'm having a deja vu moment."
    Me
  5. "OH! I CAN USE THE NEW TACO EMOJI!"
    Tiffany
  6. "Have you ever wanted to sit under a kitchen table?"
    Tiffany
  7. *Asks Grandma what color she is* "FOUR!"
    Grandma
  8. "You guys! Jesus is watching!"
    Grandma
  9. "Quack quack quack. YESSS!"
    Callie
  10. "That was the worst duck."
    Cade
  11. "You are the worst duck I ever heard."
    Grandma
  12. "I'm a bad kitty."
    Tiffany
  13. "I HOPE YOU GET LOST AND NEED A SURVIVAL KIT BUT THERE IS NO TOOTHBRUSH IN IT AND YOUR TEETH ROT OUT!"
    Tiffany
  14. "Okay, so that dream where you died..."
    Cade
  15. "You never got into a hot tub with a lesbian couple, so..."
    Cade