Things My Lovely Grandmother Has Said That Will Scar Me
No context, because life is so much better without it. 100% chance of this list growing. And yes, the would-be terrorist grandmother.
- •"I shot my wad."
- •"You'll just have to face it: I'm going to get humped."
- •"I tried to pick up a man."
- •"I'm old and don't get to touch anyone that way, so I have to get it how I can."
- •"Where's the pussy spray?"Said very loudly in a Fred Meyer's.
- •"I have a numbers fetish"
- •"He's so cute. I just wanna give him a pat on the butt."She was shown a picture of the guy my sister went on a date with...