Things That Are Guaranteed to Get You Off
- •This list
- •Is not suitable
- •For children
- •DiarrheaHelps you get off work.
- •Princess Leia CostumesHelps you get off of jury Duty.
- •Stair carsHelps you get off of airplanes.
- •An expensive fancy lawyerWho can get you off anything. Right OJ?Suggested by @reconditioner
- •Nancy ReaganTo get an entire nation off drugs.Suggested by @readjulia
- •MothersGuaranteed to get you off video gamesSuggested by @UFGator