1. This list
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  2. Is not suitable
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  3. For children
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  4. Diarrhea
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    Helps you get off work.
  5. Princess Leia Costumes
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    Helps you get off of jury Duty.
  6. Stair cars
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    Helps you get off of airplanes.
  7. An expensive fancy lawyer
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    Who can get you off anything. Right OJ?
    Suggested by @reconditioner
  8. Nancy Reagan
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    To get an entire nation off drugs.
    Suggested by @readjulia
  9. Mothers
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    Guaranteed to get you off video games
    Suggested by @UFGator