Things That Are Guaranteed to Get You Off

  1. This list
  2. Is not suitable
  3. For children
  4. Diarrhea
    Helps you get off work.
  5. Princess Leia Costumes
    Helps you get off of jury Duty.
  6. Stair cars
    Helps you get off of airplanes.
  7. An expensive fancy lawyer
    Who can get you off anything. Right OJ?
    Suggested by   @reconditioner
  8. Nancy Reagan
    To get an entire nation off drugs.
    Suggested by   @readjulia
  9. Mothers
    Guaranteed to get you off video games
    Suggested by   @UFGator