Things That Upset Me •driving Edition•

  1. When people go too slow.
    Seriously, why are you going 25 in a 30?
  2. When people go the speed limit.
    How about you drive 5 over like everyone else.
  3. When people go too fast.
    Where's the fire? If I'm going 10 over, there is no need to pass me.
  4. When people honk at me for invalid reasons.
    The light turned green .025 seconds ago, chill out bro.
  5. When people honk at me for valid reasons.
    Yeah, I forgot to turn my blinker on, but how about you keep your holier-than-thou judgements to yourself.
  6. When someone breaks a traffic law and there are no cops around.
    THEY DESERVE TO BE PUNISHED!
  7. When I break a traffic law and there is a cop around.
    YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
  8. When I'm driving through a school zone.
    Why can't these little turds be smart enough to not get run over like everyone else?
  9. When cars get to a stop sign before me, but don't actually stop.
    It's called a STOP sign for a reason. If you don't stop, it's not your turn.
  10. Road construction.
    No witty comment needed.