Things This Kid Said in Detention
Notice, things THIS kid said. One kid said all these things in the span of one hour. (I was running a high school detention)
- •"I know what Netflix and Chill means. No thank you."
- •"Lunch detention is lowkey lit."
- •"It's not rational and I don't like it."
- •"Donald Trump? What's a Donald Trump?"
- •"Nine whole humans take time to check on me throughout the day. Guess I'm just that pretty to look at."
- •"She doesn't have any ties on me, so I could still get other Baes."
- •"If I shaved my head, I'd look like a light skin turtle.""I already look like a camel as it is."
- •"What's a Pomeranian? That sounds like a fruit."
- •"That husky would have to have some serious squat game."
- •"I saw 'Donald' and got really angry, but it's not Donald Trump, so it's okay."
- •"Alright Oprah, this better be worth it.""Her selfie game is week."