TODAY'S RED-ALERT, FIVE-ALARM, ALL-OUT PANIC MOMENT

Inspired by @alligeeshow
  1. THE NEW UPDATE APPEARS TO HAVE NO TRENDING OR FEATURED LISTS!
  2. SOS IS THIS REAL?
  3. AM I JUST NOT LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE?
  4. DO I NEED MY MOM TO GET AN ACCOUNT SO SHE CAN FIND IT FOR ME??
  5. GUYS WHERE IS THE RELIST BUTTON??????