Unsolved Mysteries: Special Gerig Edition

  1. The Roots Mystery
    One day, an old copy of the book Roots showed up in our living room, and no one knows where it came from. No one in the family owned it, and no one had ever read it.
  2. The Suspicious Honey Roasted Peanuts
    An unopened can of peanuts showed up on the dinning room table two days ago, and no one claims to know where they came from. The can is now 1/3 empty.
  3. The T-Shirt Conundrum
    I've owned a purple Nike shirt, a flash shirt, a batman shirt, and a Kool Aid Man shirt, and they are all now missing. (To be fair, the Nike shirt's disappearance coincides with when our foreign exchange student got kicked out of the country, but I have no proof)
  4. Pizzagate
    I once lost a slice of pizza, on a plate, and never found it. I'm convinced it's still somewhere in the house... Also, in the search for the pizza, I lost a cup of soda...
  5. The Frozen Vodka Dilemma
    My grandmother had a bottle of vodka in her freezer, and the day after we had a cousin night, it was frozen. We happen to know from past experience with a cousin on the other side, vodka doesn't freeze. But vodka that has been half drank and replaced with water does freeze. The culprit has never been caught.
  6. THIS MOTHERF****** HOLE IN THIS MOTHERF****** TREE IN MY NEIGHBORS YARD
    Like, WHY DID THEY CUT A HOLE IN THIS TREE!?
  7. WHY!?
    (Check out this past list if you're interested) The Mystery of the Strange Hole
  8. UPDATE: I found the Batman shirt. Flash is still missing.
  9. If you have any leads regarding the tree, please let me know. It still haunts me.