Urinals

So I've actually been asked some very interesting questions about urinals over the past few weeks by girls who had no idea how urinals work. So, this list.
  1. Do all guys put their hand on the wall and lean against it?
    Well, some people do, but I would go ahead and say most don't. For me, it's awkward to have one hand on the wall, leaning, and aiming.
  2. Do guys put their pants down to their ankles?
    Okay, so this wasn't actually directed at me, but my BOSS told me that that's what she thought guys did until only just recently. To answer the question, only kids and weirdos do this. Normal people just use the zipper. That's what it's there for.
  3. The text my sister just sent me.
    WHAT!? How else would you? You could use your elbow I guess, but I think that's gross. At least with your hand, you can wash it. You can't wash your elbow in the sink very easily.
  4. SHE THOUGHT GUYS FLUSH WITH THEIR FOOT.
  5. I don't even want to imagine trying to do the kind of acrobatic/gymnastic things that would need to happen to get my foot up there.
  6. So... Yeah. Hope this cleared some stuff up. Let me know if you have any questions.