- •Driving in the car with my mom
- •When out of nowhere she says
- •"So is celibacy still a thing?"
- •And then proceeds to try and talk to me about men she's dated
- •And how one guy told her that he just follows his heart
- •And that on a first date a guy was expecting sex
- •If you knew my mother and the Christian way she raised me
- •Then you'd know that 😳😳😳😳 doesn't begin to cut it.
- •Imma just proceed to pretend like it never happened.