1. Driving in the car with my mom
  2. When out of nowhere she says
  3. "So is celibacy still a thing?"
  4. And then proceeds to try and talk to me about men she's dated
  5. And how one guy told her that he just follows his heart
  6. And that on a first date a guy was expecting sex
  7. If you knew my mother and the Christian way she raised me
  8. Then you'd know that 😳😳😳😳 doesn't begin to cut it.
  9. Imma just proceed to pretend like it never happened.