I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, IF YOU'VE SEEN THE FORCE AWAKENS, LET'S TALK. *SPOILERS AHEAD, OBVIOUSLY*

  1. If you have seen it
  2. And need to talk about it
  3. This is the place
  4. Thoughts. Theories. Frustrations. Obsessions. Emotions. Etc.
  5. Let's do this.
  6. I'll start. I am IN LOVE with the new trio of heroes. They are perfection.
  7. As soon as he walked towards the catwalk, I knew it was coming. I figured going into the movie that he wasn't coming out alive but MY GOD I was not expecting that.
  8. How is Rey related? Is it as simple as the force is just strong with her? Is she Luke's kid? Is she Kylo's sis? It's gotta be connected somehow, right?
  9. Lupita's character was also so awesome. And wise. And how did she really get the lightsaber?
  10. It really bugged me that Snoke looked so much like Gollum since he was played by Andy Serkis
    But that very well could have just been me.
  11. I'm thinking Kylo's sister, who they hid away after K went bad. I don't know why they wouldn't tell her though. Buy I think Han was def keeping an eye on that planet.
    Suggested by   @tombatten
  12. I think she's gotta be Luke's daughter. It would be a real bitch move if Leia just left her daughter stranded on some junk planet alone without even an attempt to find her. Maybe Luke just didn't know he had a daughter?
    Suggested by   @Sammyjbv
  13. I agree with @tombatten that it's kylo's sister. It would parallel the whole twin thing. The force is very strong with her so no doubt she is a Skywalker of some sort. What I really need to figure out is that experience she had when she touched the light saber like what was that about? Also who is the "old friend" in the beginning Kylo kills?
    P.s. And with Han, I could also feel it coming but I still cried. One of the hardest characters to let go☹
    Suggested by   @ErinFlaherty
  14. Forget a bellow of agony & one blast, I wish Chewie had gotten to full on whomp Kylo after he did Han. Heck, Han had said Wookies can pull arms out of sockets. Let's see it. And Kylo has his Vader fetish; he'd probably enjoy a partial dismemberment. A maimed Kylo would've given Rey a more believable victory in the final lightsaber battle.
    But at the end of the day, we just need mo' Poe. He's the man.
    Suggested by   @TheSteve
  15. I knew Han was a goner because Harrison Ford looked so happy to be doing web-based promotion for the first time in his goddamn life.
    Suggested by   @WSPR
  16. Is it just me or does Lupita remind anyone of a maternal Yoda... I also think Rey is Kylo's sister...
    Btw... Luke is freaking OLDDDDD
    Suggested by   @brittmaag
  17. The only thing that I was meh about was Snoke.
    Suggested by   @moonjockey
  18. I think that if Rey is Han and Leia's daughter, Han didn't know about it. It depends on Kylo and Rey's age difference, though.
    Suggested by   @moonjockey
  19. I just really want to see some Antilles kids.
    Suggested by   @moonjockey
  20. I hope that Rey and Chewie stick together for a while.
    Suggested by   @moonjockey
  21. Rey is such a cool Jedi! Finally some serious girl power! Also Finn is hilarious! Favorite character!
    Suggested by   @ChristaBullock
  22. Rey finally had someone come back for her. 😫
    Suggested by   @moonjockey
  23. Rey may somehow be a relative of Obi-Wan. Thoughts?
    Suggested by   @annierennt
  24. I'm with @Sammyjbv - I think Rey has to be Luke's daughter!!
    I absolutely loved the new characters. I was worried that it would be like the prequels, where I only cared about characters from the originals, but I was so invested in Rey, Finn, Poe from the very beginning. I don't know if I'm quite ready to talk about Han yet 💔
    Suggested by   @alexim
  25. I want to be Maz's friend and live at her place.
    Suggested by   @moonjockey
  26. I am in love with Poe and Kylo's hair.
    Suggested by   @moonjockey
  27. I was pleasantly surprised to see Max von Sydow's real face. I wish that he hadn't gotten killed in his first scene.
    Suggested by   @moonjockey
  28. Kylo's gonna have a huge face scar that will be a constant reminder that Rey kicked his butt.
    Suggested by   @moonjockey
  29. I was most surprised by the fact that I kind of liked Kylo. I love his erratic instability.
    Suggested by   @moonjockey
  30. I have a weird urge to ship Rey and Kylo, so I can experience what Luke and Leia shippers did when ROTJ came out if they are related.
    Suggested by   @moonjockey
  31. Rey's reaction the first time she touched the lightsaber makes me believe that she's Luke's kid.
    Suggested by   @moonjockey
  32. Threepio's entrance was HILARIOUS.
    Suggested by   @moonjockey
  33. Let's all start shipping Maz and Chewie.
    I love Malla, but she was never canon anyway.
    Suggested by   @moonjockey
  34. Major expanded universe feels. It's Jacen's fall with the impact that Chewie's death had on Han and Leia's relationship.
    Suggested by   @moonjockey
  35. Leia feeling Han die though. Can you imagine the pain of your son killing his father?
    Suggested by   @moonjockey
  36. Major Artoo feels, man
    Suggested by   @moonjockey
  37. But when Kylo was mind-probing Rey, and she just threw it right back at him, and he was TERRIFIED. That girl has POWER.
    Suggested by   @moonjockey
  38. I love all of these. I don't have a theory hat hasn't already been voiced here, but I'm so happy to actually read all of these and not have to keep quiet around my friends anymore!! @ErinFlaherty: you can ignore my list request now!
    Suggested by   @saytrumbo
  39. Can we talk about how Kylo's name is BEN?!?!
    Suggested by   @madisonegallup