IN ANSWER TO THE AGE OLD QUESTION POSED BY THE BARENAKED LADIES: "IF I HAD A $1,000,000"

  1. Tell Sallie Mae to shut the hell up and payoff my student loans
  2. SF Giants Season Tickets
  3. Apartment in SF to stay in after going to games
  4. Top Shelf Margaritas
  5. All the Taco Bell all the time
  6. New vehicle[s]
  7. Amazon Prime
  8. And that's about it because $1,000,000 doesn't stretch as far as it used to