1. I was subbing a freshman English class
  2. And a guy comes in and takes one look at me
  3. And gets a huge smile on his face
  4. And jumps and turns to his buddy
  5. And says:
  6. "She made Hayden do push-ups! He spoiled a book for her and she made him do push-ups. She's awesome!"
  7. (I barely remember it but he actually spoiled The Outsiders for the whole class while we were reading it. So, you know, can't reward that type of behavior)
    {inspired by my favorite sub when I was in elementary school who used to make kids go talk to a tree or the fence if they were getting out of hand}
  8. Be memorable, my friends.