MY LEGIT REASONS FOR WANTING TO BE A CELEBRITY
- •Could host SNLI've spent some time debating whether or not I would be one of those who would make it musical
- •Could be on the Late Late ShowThis dream started with Craig Ferguson but I'd be okay with James Corden
- •Would never have to do my own hair or makeup againI rarely wear makeup and my fanciest hair skillz is braided pigtails. I need help.
- •Could maybe finally get to go to a Warriors gameI can't afford it but if I was a celebrity I could probably afford it.
- •Potential for traveling to cool placesSo I would probably have to do press, whatevs, I love traveling and don't get to do it as much as I would like.
- •If I talked about my Taco Bell addiction enough, they'd hook me upLike Mindy Kaling and her McDonalds hookup. It's my double decker supreme dream.
- •Skip the line at DisneylandAnd would also probably be able to afford to go.