OH HI SECRET SANTA RECIPIENT.

They don't follow me yet so I feel like this has little chance of spoiling the secret Santa magic.
  1. So, mailed your package.
  2. But now I'm nervous that it will arrive broken.
  3. I made this
  4. If it arrives and no longer looks like that, please let me know so I can make another and send it in even more secure packaging.
  5. But for now I'm hoping that the massive bubble wrap and then bubble wrap envelope are enough.