REQUIREMENTS TO DATE ME
Date, not marry. Those requirements are more extensive and also include loving Jesus and agreeing with me about Barry Bonds.
- •If you're born in the 90s, I can't date you.A rule that had to be made when I worked at a sports facility and WAY too many little softball bros were hitting on me. It's a good and logical cut-off point.
- •Actually ask me out and take me on a date.
- •That's really about it.