REQUIREMENTS TO DATE ME

Date, not marry. Those requirements are more extensive and also include loving Jesus and agreeing with me about Barry Bonds.
  1. If you're born in the 90s, I can't date you.
    A rule that had to be made when I worked at a sports facility and WAY too many little softball bros were hitting on me. It's a good and logical cut-off point.
  2. Actually ask me out and take me on a date.
  3. That's really about it.