Because realistically I won't figure it out.
  1. Why does my body wake itself up at the same time during the work week as on my day off? #science
    I mean, this was never a problem. I used to sleep until after noon-thirty at least every Saturday.
  2. Why does it do this without an alarm but on a workday I have to set 3 alarms to make sure I don't oversleep and actually get up? #science
    Hello. My name is Jen and I'm an addict. I'm addicted to hitting the snooze button.
  3. Why does my hair looks blonde when I stand next to brunettes, brunette when I stand next to blondes, and red when I'm in good direct sunlight? #science
    I've never dyed my hair. It's just weird. I've dubbed my hair color "Golden Brunette"