TODAY IS THE 5 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF MY FIRST INSTAGRAM POST. SOME HIGHLIGHTS OF THE LAST 5 YEARS

  1. First ever post
    Customized some coloring pages for the kids I was nannying. And failed.
  2. 2nd post - lunch fools rush in style
    My own NYC tradition and it's been too long
  3. # 15 - o christmas tree
    30 Rock y'all
  4. # 20 - Santa pub crawl Boston
    This was a wonder and joy to stumble upon at John Harvard's
  5. # 50 - ghirardelli goodness
  6. # 55 - first babyniece pic
    Will never not be one of my favorite pics of all time
  7. # 100 - dagobah
  8. # 132 - the south
  9. # 201 - wrong
  10. # 250 - favorite tree in the world
  11. # 350 - baby shower gift
    I am a great gift giver
  12. # 390 - found at work
    I do not miss that job
  13. # 406 - best text ever
    And truthiest
  14. # 406 - pride in my work
    Softball schedule. Bros make the "best" team names
  15. # 425 - happier times
    Before he broke my heart.
  16. # 715 - bay to breakers
  17. # 725 - cartoon me
    Drawn by an employee. I'm adorable.
  18. # 775 - speechless
    Things you find at church
  19. # 917 - that time I got hunter pence to strip off his sweatshirt
    I may have had a half gallon of screwdriver whilst waiting for the parade to start.
  20. # 1001 - sparkly shoes
    Birthday joy for me and babyniece
  21. # 1137 - lightning
    At work. I was beyond giddy.
  22. # 1213 - found at the bar at work
  23. # 1255 - nap love
    Back when I actually got a nap whilst watching the babyniece
  24. # 1326 - list at work
    When there was no other work
  25. # 1350 - I grab asses
    Of statues. It's kinda my weird thing.
  26. # 1538 - swear jar
    Just for me.
  27. # 1650 - red half dome
    Nearly fell off my bike trying to get the shot. Worth it.
  28. # 1835 - Bradley Cooper's finest work
  29. # 2200 - the good life
  30. # 2300 - counting
  31. # 2400 - grandfolks
    Grandma's exasperation at the length of granddad's prayer
  32. # 2425 - julie!
  33. # 2466 - goals
    Listed, obvi.
  34. # 2500 - knew it
  35. # 2550 - chicken rolled tacos
    AKA the greatest thing ever from Taco Bell that needs to come back into my life again
  36. # 2800 - simba FTW
    I did in fact win a Twitter contest with this pic
  37. # 2991 - latest pic
    Star Wars nerdery FTW