WHEN IT PAYS TO BE A SUPER LOW MAINTENANCE CHICK

  1. When you're hitting snooze over and over and are in amazement of the fact that it's still not time to get up.
  2. And then all of a sudden you actually look at your phone.
  3. And realize that all the snoozing was actually in your dream.
  4. Because your phone says 7:47am.
  5. And you're supposed to be at school by 8:00.
  6. But *technically* school doesn't start until 8:15
  7. And you literally leap out of bed, go to the bathroom, brush your teeth, grab your nearest clothes and shoes (which happen to be slippers which is ok because it's Pajama day!), manage to grab a muffin, and run out to your car.
  8. On the drive, you look in the mirror and realize that your hair is literally falling out of a half done slept-in bun. Pull out the hair tie and let it out. See it's quasi presentable despite not brushing it and call it good.
  9. Get there and jump out of the car and am walking to my class by 8:07.
  10. Honestly, I've been later on days when I woke up extra early.
  11. But, yeah, that's how I roll.
    And I frigging think I look better than I do when I actually try extra hard. Why is that?!
  12. Thank God.