WHEN YOU'RE HOUSESITTING BUT YOUR LITTLE COUSIN IS STILL AT THE HOUSE...

She's 19 and made some poor choices last time my family was gone. So I'm "housesitting" but she's still kinda here, kinda sleeping next door at my grandparents. Weird situation.
  1. ...and she says some friends are coming over and she's going to do their makeup because they're going to a party later...
  2. ..." IT IS SATURDAY NIGHT!"...
  3. and I just wanna be like...
  4. "Girl. I know it's gonna be lit. But don't knock getting to enjoy a quiet Saturday night. It's gloooorious."
  5. But whatever, judge away, I'm gonna keep watching Ghostbusters on cable and eating pizza and enjoying the hell outta doing what I want because I'm in my 30s
    (And waiting for her and her friends to leave so I can finish watching Girl Meets World judgment-free)
  6. Shruggie emoji.
  7. Happy Saturday Night. May yours be "lit" in the way you see fit!