YOU KNOW YOU'VE MADE IT WHEN...

  1. You get a call from the school secretary
  2. Because a teacher has had a sub for 2 days and was supposed to have him for 3 days
  3. But the sub couldn't control the class and the teacher (who is in Washington) called and asked for the sub to be replaced for the last day
  4. And requested a sub who could actually regulate and be mean
  5. And she told him "I know just the sub!"
  6. And called me.
  7. But I'm in SF again tomorrow and couldn't take the job.
  8. And she was like "please don't take this the wrong way, it's a compliment!"
  9. And I was like "I know! Thank you, I appreciate being known as that. It's what keeps me working every day" 😂