THINGS MY MOTHER SAYS TO ME

  1. "oh you called? but you didn't leave a voice message?"
  2. "how's the weather in LA LA land?"
  3. "hey ry. it's mom"
  4. "how's (insert friend from high school I never speak to) doing?"
  5. "how's work?"
  6. "well your brother..."
  7. "what's you do this weekend?"