Reasons I Would Make an Amazing Husband

  1. I can light candles in the bedroom with my eyes and never have to leave the bed.
  2. If said candles cause a fire I can put it out with my freezing breath. Have no fear, that fire won't blaze here.
  3. I can always open that jar of peanut butter
  4. I'll always hear what you say because of my super hearing.
  5. I'll fly you to the moon babe. Just kidding you wouldn't be able to breath in space but I can get you to the top of buildings and blimps and stuff.
  6. You'll never have to worry about monsters in the closet. I won't get out of bed to check for you but I'll use my x ray vision.