Reasons I Would Make an Amazing Husband
- •I can light candles in the bedroom with my eyes and never have to leave the bed.
- •If said candles cause a fire I can put it out with my freezing breath. Have no fear, that fire won't blaze here.
- •I can always open that jar of peanut butter
- •I'll always hear what you say because of my super hearing.
- •I'll fly you to the moon babe. Just kidding you wouldn't be able to breath in space but I can get you to the top of buildings and blimps and stuff.
- •You'll never have to worry about monsters in the closet. I won't get out of bed to check for you but I'll use my x ray vision.