1. I regret having massive survivor's guilt.
  2. Letting my parents put my baby body in that space craft.
  3. Only dating women with the initials LL
  4. That my favorite girlfriend initials are also those of my enemy.
  5. Not staying in Smallville to fight farm crime.
  6. Only having prime colors on my spandex body suit. The rainbow is so vast.
  7. That I am an illegal alien even in my own country.
  8. I am actually not that spectacular because if I was on krypton I'd be just another super man. I owe earth and its vicinity to the sun for my greatness.