Things I Regret in Life
- •I regret having massive survivor's guilt.
- •Letting my parents put my baby body in that space craft.
- •Only dating women with the initials LL
- •That my favorite girlfriend initials are also those of my enemy.
- •Not staying in Smallville to fight farm crime.
- •Only having prime colors on my spandex body suit. The rainbow is so vast.
- •That I am an illegal alien even in my own country.
- •I am actually not that spectacular because if I was on krypton I'd be just another super man. I owe earth and its vicinity to the sun for my greatness.