Thoughts That Keep Me Up at Night

  1. Would I die if I swallowed a piece of kryptonite? Or would it just cause me galaxys of abdominal pain while it passed through my body?
  2. Would I have made a better body builder than a reporter?
  3. What if revealed my identity to the world? I'm afraid everyone might just think I'm a crazy person and they will make a TLC show about me.
  4. If me and Flash got drunk together and decided to go streaking no one would see us because we run so fast.