10 things to say when you're not feelin it with a guy

hard 2 b this desirable sumtimes
  1. There is a large spider on your head right now, please back away slowly, I am allergic
  2. I'm saving myself for a Kennedy
  3. I am fifteen
  4. You remind me too much of my dad
  5. I don't like the smell of your pheromones
  6. My therapist has asked that I stay away from men
  7. I have taken a vow of celibacy
  8. Right now I'm only interested in men with AARP benefits
  9. I have really strict parents, that's them right over there
  10. I'm going through a divorce right now, it's complicated