All of the food items I have at home right now

looking for a dinner recipe that only calls for candy
  1. Half a sleeve of crackers
  2. A box full of candy
  3. Various half eaten pints of ice cream
  4. A single cliff bar
  5. A single serving of oatmeal
  6. 4 babybel cheddar cheese wheels
  7. 2 unidentified frozen meals in tupperware containers prepared by my mom at some point since I moved here in august
  8. A jar of gummy vitamins
  9. A bag of unpopped popcorn
  10. Some leftover cookies from the batch I made last week
  11. Some (probably spoiled) eggs
  12. A bottle of gatorade