Observations About The Seattle Couple At The Next Table

  1. He's wearing a really nice jean jacket
  2. Do you think he collected all the pins and buttons on his jean jacket individually? Or did they come with it?
  3. I didn't realize La Croix came in tall cans
  4. His jeans are cuffed perfectly
    Such attention to detail
  5. Also so much gel in his hair
    Boy spends a lot of time on his appearance
  6. Are raybans cool here, or does he wear them ironically?
  7. The girl he's with is wearing Miley buns
    She's definitely not a Miley fan
  8. The keychain on her belt loop has a pez dispenser and a bottle opener
    Useful both for alcohol and candy consumption
  9. Are reeboks cool again?