THINGS THAT I PROBABLY MISTAKENLY AND YET FERVENTLY BELIEVE WILL MAKE MY LIFE BETTER

  1. The perfect black T shirt. I'm serious.
  2. A packing list I would ACTUALLY consult, therefore making it possible for me to go on a trip without forgetting stuff I need
  3. A tutorial that would once and for all train me to fold fitted sheets properly
  4. A gentle vacuum I could use on my kitty cat, removing his loose hair
  5. A beautiful singing voice
  6. The perfect pair of black pants. I'm serious.
  7. Scissors at the ready at all times.
  8. Hair that dried in, like, two minutes.