Things I Do When I'm High

  1. Drive carefully and by the rules on GTA
  2. Eat oatmeal with barely any milk in it because I was too lazy to go out and buy more
  3. Cry about my dog getting accidentally high because of me
    (She wasn't)
  4. Assume every cop car passing by is for me
  5. Apply for a job at Zumiez
  6. Watch "The Room"
  7. Nap for 6 hours
  8. Shave my friend's brother's head
    He thought I knew how to cut hair
  9. Make homemade blueberry muffins because I was too lazy to go out and buy some
    This is my logic
  10. Take 30 minutes to do my eyeshadow and eyeliner then take it off immediately after
  11. Bump Akon at 10 AM