Confessions of a 21 Year Old Teenager

  1. I barely watched the last two seasons of the x-files
  2. one time I was at IKEA by the exit and there was a pillow someone bought and forgot on the couch and I took it
  3. I have to look up my social security number whenever someone needs it. I say it's "just to be sure" but it's because I don't know it
  4. I dyed my hair last week and I still haven't cleaned up the mess
  5. I tell people I'm five feet tall but I'm probably actually four eleven
  6. my rabbit's facebook account is ran by me and not him