Things I'm Going to Take Sexy Pictures of When I Can Finally Upgrade My Phone Next Month

LIFE WITHOUT THE IPHONE 6IX IS HARD
  1. the SKY
  2. my rabbit, Seth
    see? doesn't look very sexy with an iphone 5s
  3. probably a building
  4. my arm with temporary tattoos on it
  5. pictures of Beyoncé in magazines so I can feel close to her
  6. me doing magic
  7. notes for class
  8. my old phone in the garbage