Things I Thought While Brushing My Teeth Today

at 2pm, because that's when I start my day
  1. are any of shonda rhimes' shows ever gonna end? I just wanna know how they end
  2. should I have added an emoji to the resignation letter I wrote today?
  3. I can't wait to get that sweater I bought on eBay last week
  4. maybe I can check the tracking of the sweater with my other hand
  5. this toothpaste tastes like sadness
  6. who the hell is zedd