Things I Thought While Brushing My Teeth Today
at 2pm, because that's when I start my day
- •are any of shonda rhimes' shows ever gonna end? I just wanna know how they end
- •should I have added an emoji to the resignation letter I wrote today?
- •I can't wait to get that sweater I bought on eBay last week
- •maybe I can check the tracking of the sweater with my other hand
- •this toothpaste tastes like sadness
- •who the hell is zedd