You know you are an early childhood educator when......

  1. You spend half your day counting children.
  2. You have an unhealthy obsession with stickers.
  3. You can tell it's a full moon without even looking outside.
  4. You have an uncontrollable urge to correct other people's children in public.
  5. Sitting on a teeny tiny chair is completely normal.
  6. You can hear 25 voices behind you and know exactly which one belongs to the child out of line.
  7. You say the words "please quiet down" and "please use your inside voice" a minimum of 100 times a day.
  8. Your family is used to your childcare lingo slip ups.
  9. You can keep your eye on an entire classroom of children using just your ears.
  10. People call you "The Child Whisperer".