ALLOW ME TO LISTRODUCE™ MYSELF

Inspired by @Veronique
  1. I'm 44 and suddenly realized I want to be healthy—even though my body keeps trying to stop me!!
  2. I used to be a teacher, but someone has to be around to parent all these kids!!
  3. I have 4 kids (21,16,12,11)
  4. My husband changed careers late in life to become a doctor.
  5. ((Don't judge me or make assumptions because my husband happens to be a doctor))
  6. I live for comedy. ALL comedy
  7. Ok that's enough