Things my 2 year old said while watching The Bachelorette

  1. "Choo choo train!"
    It was a motorcycle, but he thinks every loud noise is a train. You should hear him when I turn on the blender.
  2. "Santa Claus!"
    These guys will do anything for a first impression rose, won't they?
  3. "Horsey! Horsey!"
    I did not correct him. Santa in May was confusing enough.
  4. "Mine belly button!"
    An unsolicited bellybutton poke got one of the men in a pickle. C was very excited to see a semi-plot line about his favorite body part.
  5. "Jojo KISS!"
    Okay, I encouraged this one.
  6. "More eggs, please!"
    ...because we watched during breakfast. What kind of BAD MOM do you think I am?!