Oddities Around My Se Pdx Neighborhood

#pdx observations
  1. The guy who spray painted "Drop, Shut 'em down, Open up shop" on all the STOP signs.
  2. The flyer letting me know that not only was this guy's Mom is having a garage sale but that she's a super lady and we should all take the time to get to know her.
  3. That dildos that are still hanging from my power lines.
  4. That my neighbor regularly tells me to pick veggies from her garden, bc she JUST HAS TOO MUCH PRODUCE.
  5. Someone offered to trade me a bag full of lavender for a cigarette the other day.
  6. The bar down the street from my house has their own currency. They call it, Nest Dollars, and yes I have some!