Toughts I've Had Sitting Next to Your Baby
I really don't like babies
- •Is it going to puke?
- •Seriously though are you not seeing this? IS IT GOING TO PUKE?
- •Why is it staring at me?
- •I wonder if I could get away with wearing a onesie that has giraffes all over it?
- •Oh god it started crying.
- •Is that a boy or a girl? Better just keep my mouth shut.
- •Yeah don't pay attention to this baby. Your iPhone is way more important. And babies are notoriously self sufficient.