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In that phase of my life where I see a direct comparison between myself and "The Dude" from The Big Lebowski
- •Pre-ordered Justin Beiber's new albumIt started off as a joke, but one dance video and one dick pic later and I guess I'm a belieber now
- •Apologized to a car that almost ran me overThey were old. Like who yells at old people
- •Got drunk before attending a lecture on the birth of Jesus ChristHad three too many sangrias during lunch.