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In that phase of my life where I see a direct comparison between myself and "The Dude" from The Big Lebowski
  1. Pre-ordered Justin Beiber's new album
    It started off as a joke, but one dance video and one dick pic later and I guess I'm a belieber now
  2. Apologized to a car that almost ran me over
    They were old. Like who yells at old people
  3. Got drunk before attending a lecture on the birth of Jesus Christ
    Had three too many sangrias during lunch.
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