Things I Have Come to Regret This Week
In that phase of my life where I see a direct comparison between myself and "The Dude" from The Big Lebowski
- •Pre-ordered Justin Beiber's new albumIt started off as a joke, but one dance video and one dick pic later and I guess I'm a belieber now
- •Apologized to a car that almost ran me overThey were old. Like who yells at old people
- •Got drunk before attending a lecture on the birth of Jesus ChristHad three too many sangrias during lunch.
- •Tried to work out while watching Food NetworkSometimes I wonder how I made it this far in life
- •Actually forwarded this text to five people (while drunk)Really wanted to be able to call myself a "mashed potato hoe"