Things I Constantly Forget

  1. 1.
    My Age
    too old for kid's meals, too young for bars.
  2. 2.
    Basic Math
    7x5= fuck if I know
  3. 3.
    Due Dates
    if it's a day late, can I still get full credit?
  4. 4.
    Think Things Through
    Don't think, just do.
  5. 5.
    My Height
    can't reach it, don't need it.
  6. 6.
    My Life Goals
    Musician or professional porn critic?
  7. 7.
    Patience
    this is 2015, where's my instant gratification?
  8. 8.
    Sleep
    for the weak or basic human need?
  9. 9.
    Letting It Go
    the sooner, the better.