OVERHEARD AT THE AIRPORT
- •I know it says to take your shoes off, but do I actually have to?No you don't. The rules clearly don't apply to you you blessed soul.
- •Is this B15? Excuse me, is this B15? Can anyone tell me if this is gate B15????Maybe before you have a panic attack, look at the letter and number RIGHT ABOVE YOI.
- •How do I know what boarding position I am?Here's a novel idea, look at your boarding pass.
- •I need a glass of wine.Really? At 5am you need a glass of wine? Ever heard of AA?
- •Are there any weather conditions in Baltimore?I'm not your personal meteorologist! Try something called the weather app. Also, what a strange way to phrase that question.
- •Flying today?No. I just love airports so much I paid $200 to sit here just cause.
- •Where's this flight go again?If you have to ask where you're flying to, maybe flying isn't for you.