SO A WOMAN SITS NEXT TO ME AT A NAIL SALON
Literally the most annoying woman in the world
- •I'm feeling very woozy. Do you think it's okay I took 6 Benadryl before I drove over here.How are you alive right now???
- •That's my old houseIn reference to the one being raided by the cops in San Bernadino. Probably not true
- •I probably shouldn't tell you this, but I know the Hough family.Congratulations. Julianne Hough is my least favorite actress soooo, I'm not impressed. I do love Derek though)
- •Oh my gosh, you got grey!? The angels are SINGINGThank you I think??
- •I'd love a "holly jolly Christmas red for my pedicure"By the way, this wasn't said by the woman sitting next to me. This was said by a grown ass man.