IF YOU WERE MY GIRL

You'd never be treated as good by nobody, girl
  1. I'd feed you grapes by hand
  2. I'd feed you edamame by hand
  3. I'd feed you fried chicken by hand
  4. I'd feed you shish kabobs by hand
  5. I'd feed you corn on the cob by hand
  6. I'd feed you bbq ribs by hand
  7. I'd feed you a meatball sub (two hands)
  8. I'd wipe your messy face with a towelette.
  9. Will you be my girl?