NEW YORKER CARTOON CAPTION CONTEST

Please indulge me: It's been my dream to win the Caption Contest for over two or three weeks. Tell me which caption I should enter. Or add your own. It's a party and everyone's invited!
  1. 1.
    What are YOU willing to do to win this election?
  2. 2.
    Right after the applause dies down, we hit 'em with the inflation statistics.
  3. 3.
    He's stalling.
  4. 4.
    I think the question about his political juggling act was a plant.
  5. 5.
    In retrospect, we spent too much time on immigration reform.
  6. 6.
    If he adds a fourth chainsaw, it's over.
  7. 7.
    Remember during debate prep when I said "be prepared for anything?"
  8. 8.
    Sure, he ACTS like he's serious about cutting spending.
  9. 9.
    You need to show the people you're just as serious about cutting taxes.
  10. 10.
    Think, Senator! Do you have ANY special skills?
  11. 11.
    Start working on your concession speech, Johnson.
  12. 12.
    This is exactly how he won the Primary.
  13. 13.
    He had a Showtime special before he got into politics.
  14. 14.
    That's all he's got, but it might be enough.