I was a weird child
  1. age 4: a mommy
    gender roles were firmly implanted into my brain apparently. I had a lot of baby dolls?????? also don't blame my parents; my sister wanted to be an orthopedic surgeon.
  2. age 8: an Olympic gymnast
    "sweetie, usually gymnasts need to be really short"-my mom gently breaking the news that this maybe wasn't the calling for me
  3. age 12: a Wimbledon champion
    then I realized I really just played tennis for the outfits
  4. age 18: a trophy wife
    honestly still in this phase, but trying to be a little more practical.
  5. age 20: a bakery owner
    it has a clever name that I cannot reveal because people on the internet steal things like that. specialty: tbd.
  6. *back up plan*: a personal assistant
    think like Anne Hathaway in The Devil Wears Prada, minus the greater aspirations to be a successful writer