STAR WARS: A DRINKING GAME
A New Goal: Shmammered.
- •Every time lightsabers touch each other.
- •Any time anything is upside down because of space or the force.
- •When Luke, Leia, Hans, and Chewbacca are all pictured on screen.
- •If a storm trooper actually hits his target.
- •When an Imperial Admiral dies.
- •Every time R2-D2 saves every fucking person in his vicinity/the day (because it is a lot).
- •When C3PO talks about how many goddamn languages he can speak.
- •When biological twins kiss (on the mouth): finish your beer.