STAR WARS: A DRINKING GAME

A New Goal: Shmammered.
  1. Every time lightsabers touch each other.
  2. Any time anything is upside down because of space or the force.
  3. When Luke, Leia, Hans, and Chewbacca are all pictured on screen.
  4. If a storm trooper actually hits his target.
  5. When an Imperial Admiral dies.
  6. Every time R2-D2 saves every fucking person in his vicinity/the day (because it is a lot).
  7. When C3PO talks about how many goddamn languages he can speak.
  8. When biological twins kiss (on the mouth): finish your beer.