Life Lessons Mary-kate and Ashley Taught Me

  1. The witness protection program is a good way to travel
  2. A game of boomerang can win you an entire beach in Australia
  3. Kangaroos love potato chips and cartoons
  4. Lord Voldemort was a founding member of a prestigious men's club in London
  5. McDonald's is allegedly authentic French food
  6. Cute guys (with accents) are the best tour guides