People watching can be fun... Sometimes
  1. One of those creepy Elmo guys who stands around Times Square saw my nose ring and went into full detail about how that was a symbol of women being deflowered in some cultures
  2. A woman decorating a cake on the seat next to me
  3. When the train stopped and a sleeping man fell off his seat and a pineapple rolled out from underneath him
  4. A guy dressed head to toe in McDonald's napkins
  5. Any train ride that involves religious preachers
  6. Any train ride that involves someone singing or a self-proclaimed band
  7. Any train ride that involves break dancer's feet in my face
  8. Most train rides, really